What are the unexpected benefits of Parkinson's Disease:
1) You never need to put a quarter in the "magic fingers" machine in a cheap hotel's bed.
2) Save time in mixing Bosco. It will be mixed by the time it reaches your mouth.
3) Don't need an electric toothbrush.
4) You win all the dance contests. Assuming that their doing the twist.
5) Great head fake on the Basketball Court.
6) Can disguise yourself as a giant rattlesnake and fool the Arizona Border Patrol.
7) Save money of Maracas when the band wants to play LaBamba.
8) James Bond will always want to come to your house for dinner. You make the perfect Martini, Shaken not Stirred.
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Monday, December 27, 2010
December 27, 2010. Marc and the Chocolate Factory
One of my prescriptions is a drug called Myrapex. One of the side effects of this drug is that it causes obsessive behavior. Whether it be gambling, drinking , drugs or anything else.
I've enjoyed the Casinos. I haven't gone in years. I don't foresee any possibility of going again. The thought of losing bothers me too much.
I rarely drink. I like wine. Red Wine causes me to overheat. So I stopped drinking it years ago. Every so often I enjoy a class of white wine. A long distance from an obsession.
Drugs never interested me. If I had one wish for myself, it would be that I never needed to take another pill again.
Does this mean that I'm not affected by Myrapex? I don't think so. My obsession is and has always been noshing. I've never met a Mallomar that I didn't like. Give me Haagan Daz or give me death. Four Score and Seven Oreos ago. This is the winter of my M & Ms.
I could go on forever. And I may if I don't stop noshing soon.
In all fairness to Myrapex, I always noshed. The difference is now, it's sometime uncontrollable.
Thankfully, I still walk a lot. Strange as it may sound, I'm 30 pounds lighter then when I was diagnosed.
Don't ask what your Country can do for you, ask what you can do for some Bosco!
I've enjoyed the Casinos. I haven't gone in years. I don't foresee any possibility of going again. The thought of losing bothers me too much.
I rarely drink. I like wine. Red Wine causes me to overheat. So I stopped drinking it years ago. Every so often I enjoy a class of white wine. A long distance from an obsession.
Drugs never interested me. If I had one wish for myself, it would be that I never needed to take another pill again.
Does this mean that I'm not affected by Myrapex? I don't think so. My obsession is and has always been noshing. I've never met a Mallomar that I didn't like. Give me Haagan Daz or give me death. Four Score and Seven Oreos ago. This is the winter of my M & Ms.
I could go on forever. And I may if I don't stop noshing soon.
In all fairness to Myrapex, I always noshed. The difference is now, it's sometime uncontrollable.
Thankfully, I still walk a lot. Strange as it may sound, I'm 30 pounds lighter then when I was diagnosed.
Don't ask what your Country can do for you, ask what you can do for some Bosco!
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