Friday, August 10, 2012
A Day in the Life
The statement was made, that we shouldn’t let our Parkinson’s define us. I agree in theory, but in reality, it's a difficult concept.
Think about our days, difficulty getting out of bed. Going to the bathroom is tough. In order to effectively brush your teeth you must use an electric toothbrush. If your sinemet hasn't hit, a shower is problematic.
Now after you've partially dried off, get dressed. Underwear is difficult, because you've been having difficult cutting your toenails. Now sit down, cross your legs and try to put your socks on. It takes a few tries to cross the legs, and if they don’t cramp, five minutes later, the socks are on.
You're ready for breakfast. Mostly bran, because PD has caused constipation.
You're ready to leave from work. Why am I a half an hour late? You no longer drive so you take mass transit. By the time that you get to the bus or train, you're soaking wet.
Chances are there are no seats left on the bus. There is a 20 year old, listening to rap music, wearing a t-shirt that says "Leave me the f*** alone" taking up two seats. Do you dare ask him to move?
If you were lucky enough to get a seat, better start standing one stop early, otherwise you're not getting up in time.
You're at work, your boss calls you in. "Your typing has slowed to a crawl, and you've fallen asleep in meetings. Are you on drugs?"
Rather then tell your boss what the problem is, you struggle all day.
You get home, and your spouse, who is just trying to help, says something, and you snap. You then fall asleep in front of the TV. You are soon awakened by a violent dream
It shouldn't define us. Put some crazy glue on the seat of your chair and see if that chair hanging from your butt defines you.